Friday, February 20, 2009

Screw the Major Steroid League, forever this time!

(Edited for content - 8 May 09 - Removed some of the terrible language)

I’ve had it.  I have totally had it with the Major League Baseball system in it’s entirety.  MLB is the only business that rivals the U.S. government as far as corruption, greed and graft are concerned.  The only difference... the government actually owns up to it’s mistakes now and then.

Bud Selig and the player’s union are so far up each other’s arses that nothing will ever get done, as we, the fans, stare mindlessly and talk about the “steroid Era” as if it was already accepted.  We’re asking questions now about wether or not these cheating bastards should be in the hall of fame??  How the fuck did we get so mindlessly numb as to even discuss it?   THESE PLAYERS ARE WORTHLESS CHEATING BASTARDS!!!  Do ANY of them really belong next to Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio and Hank Aaron????

And please don’t give me that crap about everybody did it.  If everyone did it, there would not be 103 names left on that list!!

Don’t tell me “I had to do it to stay competitive” - BULLSHIT.  If you weren’t competitive, it’s because YOU SUCK.  Not because everyone else is doing it.  If you couldn’t hack it anymore, you were supposed to leave the game, not prolong your career with CHEATING DRUGS.

Hey, A-Rod... YOU SUCK, get over it.  If you were a man, you would quit baseball right now and tell everyone how small your privates are.  You only got that FAT contract with the Yankees because you juiced it up with the Rangers.  Don’t try to tell me how sorry you are and how there was so much pressure on you to perform.  Tell that to the $5 whore you’re trying to get off.  The only thing you can tell me that I will believe is that your quitting the game because you’re a cheating little dirtbag.

Hey, Andy Pettitte,  It was cool the way you admitted to your steroid use, you were a man.  NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF BASEBALL, YOU CHEATING BASTARD, ALONG WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE JUICING FRIENDS!!!  That means all you guys that lied to congress and the 103 on the list.

And if I haven’t pissed anyone off yet, here is one for ANYONE who says they are a fan of baseball...


As we sit and chat about wether or not a certain record should have an asterisk next to it, as we discuss wether or not A-Rod looked sincere in his apology, we are FORGETTING that these are nothing but CHEATING BASTARDS.  They cheated to get where they are, to get the outrageous salaries they get and drive OUR ticket prices through the roof...

That’s right, A-Rod screwed me, so did McGwire, and I damn sure want my reach around!!!

So if you can sit there and tell me you’re looking forward to another great season, I gotta tell you, you’re probably the guy who cheats just a little on his taxes and doesn’t mind parking in the handicapped spot now and then... you know, when you’re in a real hurry.

YOU’RE THE GUY THAT A-ROD IS PRAYING FOR ON THE HALL OF FAME COMMITTEE SO HIS CHEATING ARSE CAN GET IN.  Your mind is numb and you accept worthless cheating bastards to feed you your entertainment.  Go buy a book fergodsakes!!

IMHO, there is only one course MLB can take to get me back as a fan...

1 - Ban for life any player ever caught positive for steroids.

2 - Strip them of any records, awards or achievements they earned

3 - Deny them entrance to the HoF forever

4 - Make them pay back any money they received in contracts or sponsorships after the positive test.  Yep, you screwed me over for that money, I want it back.

Sound harsh, golly, IT IS!  Are we making the little player-babies sad cuz they didn’t mean to hurt anyone?  TOUGH!  Get over it.

Will any of this happen?  Nope.

Will Baseball go on, you betcha!  - The unwashed masses must have their baseball.

Will I ever pay any attention to that game again - Not until the above 4 steps are taken.

I hereby turn in my Yankee cap.  Mr. Selig, please quit and hire someone who has real testicles...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

It makes we want to cry... happy tears!

There are a few times in a person’s life that make you really want to cry, weep with happiness that cannot be expressed.  For me, many times, that feeling comes when you vehemently oppose or support something that eventually turns out to be right.  The people who looked at you skeptically finally turn and say, “hey, you’re right” and that’s all I need.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m right alot of the time, but when it counts, when it’s big, it makes me jump for joy.  That’s right, I’m not the guy that scored the big home run in the big game, I’m the guy that hammered that little Asian kid from Choate Academy on the debate team.  AND yeah, I owned his ASS!!!

So, I ask you to read my earlier post about my wonderful USAF and the abortion that is the F22, and then I point you here....

Save the Pitiful F-22

That’s right, even the damn USAF, the organization that is RE-ACTIVATING me in April of ’09, see’s that the F-22 is a lost cause, an anachronism of an earlier time and a piece of crap that we can do without.  When I say piece of crap, please understand that I mean, the world’s most advanced, America’s most perfect fighter ever invented, piece of crap.

It’s a toy, invented for big boys with REALLY big egos and really little dicks.  It solves a problem that the United States has not faced in 45 years, and that is lack of air superiority.  And please do not give me your BULLSHIT about trying to stay ahead of the world.  the ONLY competition we have is the EU and generally speaking, they are pussy’s.  12 guys with F-4 Phantoms could eliminate France and the Brits would never mess with us anyhow.  Do NOT tell me what a threat China is with their vaunted air force.  The numbers you are using to scare me are pre-Viet Nam and I’m not that stupid.

So... to wrap this up, thank you, Mark, for turning me on to that Hufpost and making my day!

Pres. Obama - PLEASE kill all future orders for F-22 Rapacioushitmonsters and keep my Air Force alive!!!  I have faith in you!!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Help us, Obama-Wan, You're our only hope...

Ok, I admit it, he had me with some of the notions he put forth.  Now, I’m getting a little worried.  Pres. Obama, what is up with ...

... I guess it’s really just a sign of the times, but really, capping salaries for executives?

This is kinda odd for someone to whom the bottom line means nothing and has never meant anything.  I always worry when politicians start getting involved in business.  Not on the Macro side mind you, government has a duty to regulate and govern some aspects of the business world, but when you jump in and tell the people who live, work and breathe the company how much they are allowed to take home, I have to laugh.  Sure it’s great PR and it buys some more messiah-time in the all important polls, but really, come on.  Is restricting jet travel and pay going to help Joe Bagadonuts who lost his job last year?  I know it looks good now, but this shit will bite you later.  Especially when you spend $170M on your inauguration, that looks really bad and don’t think Hannity and Limbaugh are going to forget that.

... Your bailout package is starting to look more and more like an election payoff package, and it really doesn’t need to.  You could have done all that a heck of a lot more quietly and kept the conservative talk radio guys from beating you up on it.  You did do a great job burying some of the payoffs, but you had to know everyone was going to pull this thing apart.  To be fair, you’re not doing anything that every guy before you hasn’t done, I’m not dogging you for it.  But 2 things come to mind, 1) you said you would be different and 2) get better at this stuff FAST or your going down Jimmy Carter Blvd really fast.

... Tom Daschle... the latest in the line of no-tax paying democrats and you DIDN’T VET THIS GUY FIRST?  Geithner's nomination didn’t teach you to look at the idiot’s tax records?  Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing Daschle looking like a fucktard in all the news media, nobody deserves it more, but come on.  Washington will not be giving you free passes forever, GET BETTER AT THIS STUFF, NOW!  You should have had blitheringly easy hearings for every job you made an appointment to but you pissed away PR points and alot of your grace period because 2 idiots can’t use turbo-tax.  And one of those guys is the new tax man...  Yes, we have the rat in charge of the cheese.  (heheh, I know I know, just kidding, I like Geithner)

... You’re wasting time reacting to Rush Limbaugh?  WTF OVER???  News-flash - Don’t give him the notoriety.  Fergodsakes that was an amateur mistake.  Hillary must have wanted to bitch slap you all the way down Pennsylvania for that.  You just paid for Limbaugh’s next three years on the radio and he didn’t have to “lift a formerly nicotine stained finger” to do it.  You gotta remember, you are a player now, and you make other people player’s too.  Don’t waste that kinda power on your enemies.

So really, come on.  Nobody expects you to turn this recession around tomorrow, and you are going to take alot of pot-shots for that, but you know 2012 is not dependent on it.  Quit acting like an amateur and get in there and do something.  Oh, and hire a a couple of guys from H&R Block to help vet people... really, it’ll help.